'Avengers: Endgame' Officially Passes Bitch Boy James Cameron's 'AVATAR' At The Box Office To Become #1 All Time

WE DID IT!!! WE REALLY FUCKING DID IT!!! WE DID WHATEVER IT TOOK, SOME OF US WE WENT TO THE THEATER TEN TIMES OVER, OTHERS JUST SPREAD THE GOOD WORD AND TOOK AS MANY FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS AS POSSIBLE, BUT IN THE END, ONLY ONE THING MATTERS – JAMES CAMERON IS A BITCH!!!

Remember that, idiot?

“I’m hoping we’ll start getting Avenger fatigue here pretty soon,”, and went on, “Not that I don’t love the movies. It’s just, come on, guys, there are other stories to tell besides hyper-gonadal males without families doing death-defying things for two hours and wrecking cities in the process. It’s like, oy!”

What about that? That’s a quote from last year. That’s a real life fucking quote from the guy who has mapped out and filmed four AVATAR sequels that won’t fully be released until 2027. Certainly doesn’t seem like we’re hitting Avenger fatigue any time soon, though, Jimmy.

Maybe think twice about who you wanna talk reckless to next time, because they just may chop the blue sex tails right off your Pocahontas aliens.

Clem, my partner and co-founder in the #TerminateCameron movement, texted me, with the statement: “I am happy for many people. Kevin Feige. The Russo brothers. Anybody James Cameron has ever wronged. But mostly I’m happy for us Robbie. Good goddamn work, Captain.”, and I couldn’t agree more with each and every word.

Thanks to everybody who helped us get to this point. It really was 1 in 14,600,005 that a god damn superhero movie that requires the viewer to see twenty-plus movies beforehand to fully understand the intricate and intertwined storyline it has would become the highest grossing film of all time, but nerds have just taken over the world. We’re in the Endgame now.

I’ll have a lengthy blog on the full Marvel Phase 4 Panel at Hall H tomorrow morning!

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