Jealous Guy Holds Down Girlfriend And Tattoos "Slut" On Her Back Because She Was Texting Her Ex-Boyfriend

(Source) Today in “too ridiculous to be true” Kentucky headlines: a Lawrenceburg man has been indicted for tattooing the word “slut” on his girlfriend’s back.  In May 2014, officials say a jealous Micheal Aaron Joseph accused his girlfriend of contacting her ex-boyfriend, and once the two arrived home, he allegedly grabbed a gun, threatened her, and told her he was going to tattoo something on her back. He held the victim on the ground while he branded her with the word “slut.”

Joseph has been charged with second-degree assault, first-degree wanton endangerment and first-degree unlawful imprisonment. Not surprisingly, this is not his first offense. Joseph had previously served time in jail for stabbing a man in a Walmart parking lot and had been charged for threatening to kill his wife.

Talk about having No Chill. Jesus Christ Mike, take a step back, assess the situation for a second before you start tattooing people with the word Slut like we’re living in some prison yard. Listen man, it’s pretty simple what you’ve got here. Yes it sucks that your girlfriend is texting her ex-boyfriend, that’s most definitely what we call a no bueno situation. But instead of grabbing the nearest tattoo gun and assaulting everyone in sight you need to realize this, that text message, that’s a get out of jail free card. You’re gonna want to hold on to that one because those don’t come around very often. Very rarely do women trip up and give a guy a chance to put one in their back pocket. On the contrary, it’s almost always the guy who has a million points against him. Got too drunk at a bar with your friends, haven’t taken her out on a nice date in a while, facebooked an ex, creeped on instagram, the list goes on and on. So when the script is flipped you need to use your brain, save this piece of information and bring it out when you’re in a bad spot. Think of it like playing a game of Chess. You never want to move your Queen on the first move. Save that fucker when you’re really in trouble. Or, just do what you did and flip the entire game over, hold everyone at gunpoint and tattoo people against their will. I think my advice is better though.