That Dancing Mexican Cow Is Back Lighting Up The Supermarket

Previously On This Supermarket Dancing Cow Leaves It All Out In The Aisles

En Fuego!!!

Mexicans, man. Just out hustling everybody in all professions. I’m thankful there’s not a Senor Smitty floating around the interwebs or else it’s back to the pasta grind…where ironically I got my dick kicked in by amigos who ate, slept and pushed linguine. Seriously. Some of these little fuckers need to chill out. You combine that work ethic with my brain and the sky is the limit. And by that I mean maybe we’ll start taking out the trash before it overflows and makes the room smell like hepatitis. Baby steps.