Wake Up With "The Kissing Bandit" Smooching Cal Ripken Jr During His At-Bat

 

I feel like people don't know about Morganna, the "Kissing Bandit". She is a LEGEND. An exotic dancer who had a knack for being at ballgames and jumping onto the field to kiss players. Didn't matter who it was. Pete Rose, George Brett, Charles Barkley, Nolan Ryan, Cal Ripken Jr, she only went after the big fish obviously. She would just pick a player, run onto the field, smooch them, and make her way off. Sure she was hit with a trespassing charge nearly 20 times, got beaten by security in Cincinnati, and almost got hit by a pitch once, but the lady wanted a kiss. Who could blame her? When I was at Orioles' games in the 90s, I several times had thoughts of running onto the field to kiss Cal Ripken Jr, isn't that something every young player wants to do to their favorite player? Whatever, Morganna is the kissing legend. Gotta love how Cal stays cool, calm, and collected. He lets her plant a smooch, and gets on with his day. With his baby blue eyes, who could resist?

She was pretty healthy, too.