Girl Tries To Expand The Viral Licking Video Trend By Licking A Bunch Of Tongue Depressors At The Doctor's Office

I gotta tell ya, that didn’t gross me out or infuriate me nearly as much as the other viral licking videos. Not even close, actually. This chick went ahead and licked an item that nobody gives a fuck about. People care deeply about ice cream which is why the outrage for psychos licking Blue Bell and putting it back in the freezer was so intense and widespread. Everyone in the world loves ice cream and therefore society will not sit by quietly as it gets attacked by tongue terrorists. Tongue depressors? YAWWWWWWWWWN. Lick’em all for all I care. Doesn’t affect me in the slightest.

It also doesn’t affect me because I don’t go to the doctor anymore because I’m an adult. Who the hell still goes to the doctor past the age of, like, 18? Nobody I know goes in for a regular check up or anything. The only time you’ll find me at the doctor’s office or the hospital is if one of my limb’s is literally hanging off of my body. Otherwise, no thanks. If you’re still going to the doctor, and you’re in your 20s or 30s, you need to grow up. One last thing is that I didn’t realize tongue depressors were still in use, that’s how long it’s been since I went to the doctor. Tongue depressors seem like a medical tool we would’ve abandoned somewhere along the line. You’re telling me that a slightly-wider popsicle stick is still considered a must-have item in a doctor’s office? Ok.