Angry Little Bagel Man: Alternate Angle/Extended Ending

Previously: The Angriest Little Man In New York Berates All The Women In “Bagel Boss” Because He’s 5 Feet Tall And Nobody Will Date Him On Dating Sites

FUCK THIS FUCKING BREAKFAST.

By far the best part of this is how, in his maximum intensity rage, he goes back to grab his bagel.  Realized all that stress on his little body was going to leave him very hungry once he got home and hoisted himself up into his big boy chair, legs dangling halfway down, swaying in the gentle breeze from the window he can’t reach to close to put the AC on.

Maybe I shouldn’t Fuck this fucking breakfast after all.

PS,

If you know the Mumford and Sons song, I’m singing “angry little bagel man” in my head to the Little Lion Man tune.