Rex Ryan At The Running Of The Bulls

PAMPLONA, SPAIN (CBSNewYork) – Since the 14th century, brave men and women have turned out for the annual Running of the Bulls festival in Pamplona, Spain. Among the crowd being chased by the beasts was New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan. He isn’t the only NFL coach to risk himself in the dangerous tradition. Last year, Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly and escaped unscathed

Fat Rex would have absolutely crushed the Running of the Bulls. I think he’d be the one doing the chasing. Turn the table on the bulls and he’d do the charging. Or he’d switch teams and join up with them and start one mowing down those metrosexual Spaniards. Just bouncing his fat ass down the streets knocking Europeans to their death.

But Skinny Rex. Skinny Rex is a whole different story. Skinny Rex could be trampled to death, laying in the street with a bull horn gorged through his surgically shrunken stomach and he’d still be doing interviews saying he still thinks he’s one of the best bull runners ever. Saying he really competed his ass off out there and that next year the bulls will be afraid to face him. I bet Skinny Rex doesn’t even fuck feet anymore. Guy just needs to be 350 pounds or he’s a total failure.