Woman Gets Naked And Tries To Go Down Ex-Boyfriend's Chimney, Early Front Runner For Craziest Person Of The Year

WOODCREST (CBSLA.com) — A 35-year-old woman who tried to climb down the chimney of her estranged boyfriend’s Woodcrest home early Saturday morning had to be rescued after getting stuck, according to the Riverside County Fire Department. HomeownerTony Hernandez said the woman, the mother of his three children, had tried around 5 a.m. to open the door of his home in the 15800 block of Rancho Viejo Drive. When she found it locked she climbed to the roof and attempted to get in through the chimney. That’s when she became wedged inside the 12-by-12-inch chimney. She had apparently removed her clothes to aid her descent. Hernandez said he awoke to her cries for help and tried to get her out with an extension cord: “She said, ‘I’m trapped in the chimney.’ So I tried to get her out but it was too hard.”

Firefighters came and helped free the woman after a two-hour operation that involved breaking the fireplace open. Early Saturday afternoon, fire officials posted photos of the rescue on Twitter: The woman, whose identity has not been released, was taken to a hospital with minor to moderate injuries. Hernandez says the woman doesn’t live with him and isn’t allowed to be around their children: “I don’t like the way she’s acting or what she’s doing. That’s not good for my kids.”

Dude, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. No seriously, you know the old saying “don’t stick your dick in crazy”. Well here’s a new one. When your ex-girlfriend strips naked and tries to shimmy down your chimney like a fucked up Santa Claus you should probably pack all of your bags and get the fuck out of town. No goodbyes, no see you laters, no nothing. Just pack up your kids and get the fuck out. Because I don’t care if you’re the least claustrophobic person on earth, willingly getting inside of a chimney might be the scariest thing in the world. That right there is a person who has NOTHING to lose. That’s like Plan Z on the list of ways to get inside of a house and she basically did it after jiggling the door knob for a second. I’m sorry, but you need to go far far away my friend. You’re so beyond fucked it’s not even funny.