Who Had A Smoother Dap, Me With Gary Woodland Or This Baby?

So yesterday Gary Woodland strolled into Barstool HQ yesterday with the US Open trophy and me and the rest of the Fore Play crew greeted him with a series of daps because that’s what white guys do. In the moment I didn’t think anything of the interaction because I was just stunned to see Gary carrying the trophy so casually by his side but after the video got posted I started getting a million tweets about how silky smooth the dap was between me and Gary. Looking back, it’s maybe the smoothest dap of all time.

Look at this thing

Smoooooooooooooth. Smooth as butter. Somebody on instagram called the dap,” so clean it was filthy” and they’re right. I’m normally awkward as fuck in those situations (feel free to go back and watch Tiger Woods melt my brain with a question about where we’re stationed) but somehow some way I dapped up Gary Woodland like a champ. The way we dapped you would’ve thought we had been friends for decades instead of just meeting for the first time.

So I was on cloud nine thinking about how I, Trent from Iowa, had pulled off the smoothest dap in human history but then this goddamn baby shows up on the internet today with a super smooth dap of her own

Here I was being proud of my dap with the US Open champ and a baby goes and does the same thing. Hard to be all that proud of something you did when a person wearing a diaper can do the exact same thing. Unbiased opinion, I still think mine was better.