Drunk Old Bag At The Kenny Chesney Concert Getting Absolutely Degraded

Yes, this is a topless old woman sitting in the parking lot of a Kenny Chesney concert. Yes she’s getting facials from dudes pouring beer on her face. And yes she gets clocked by a cooler like a steel chair in a hardcore match. It could be the lowest moment in human history. Its genuinely depressing.

But goddam it I wanna hang out with this broad. I wanna hear her stories. I wanna ask her all sorts of questions. I want to know what her deal is. Anyone that old, flying solo at a Kenny Chesney concert who can survive that gauntlet can play on my team any day.