Steve Ballmer Will Wipe His Ass With $50,000 If It Lands Him Kawhi Leonard

Least surprising news of all time. You may remember a few days ago when Doc went onto ESPN and tampered his dick off when it came to Kawhi Leonard

When you compare what he said to what Magic Johnson said about Giannis last year that led to his 50K fine, you knew there was no league could let Doc’s comment go unchecked. It was clear as day what he was doing, everyone with a brain knows the Clippers have had a hard on for Kawhi for months and is a legit destination possibility. Even if none of that was the case, you can’t be having an employed coach talk about a player under contract like that, even if everything Doc said was true.

At the end of the day though, you think Steve Ballmer gives a shit about $50,000? He probably uses that amount of money as as cum rag. It wouldn’t shock me if he gave Doc a tampering budget of a couple hundred G’s to give them every possible advantage in the Kawhi sweepstakes. The Clippers are already looking for way to circumvent the salary cap like trying to get the rights to Kawhi’s logo, so why couldn’t they get creative and have it worked out where they are prepared to tamper left and right and then just take the fine? The NBA clearly doesn’t give too much of a shit about it considering this is ash tray money and last time I checked Ballmer is basically the richest owner in the league.

The Clippers are quickly becoming LA’s team and I feel like a huge part of that is because Steve Ballmer is down to do whatever it takes to improve his team, even if it includes blatantly cheating. You have to respect it.