Jersey Trash Nearly Kung Fu's His Way Out Of The Grip Of Five Bouncers

*Disclaimer: I have no idea whether or not this is guy from New Jersey. I’m just assuming that’s the case based on the fact that everyone in the video looks like Jwoww’s boyfriend, the ‘Gorilla Guido Juice head’, Roger. Apologies if that’s not the case. (Kidding.) Moving on…

I’m almost always on the side of the bouncers in these situations, but I really wish this guy got away. He put in sooooo much effort. Shook off five out of the six security guards and still ended up getting taken down. You know he planned it all out too. He submitted to them knowing he’d have one opportunity to get away and he blew it. So close yet so far. Makes you wonder what he did. You have to be a real scumbag to get carried out of the bar. He looks like he’s from Jersey so it was probably some sort of fist pumping incident gone wrong. That or someone knocked over his Jäger bomb which sent him into a steroid induced rage. Whatever the case, kicking two bouncers in the face then punching the one with his forearm around your neck is never going to end well.

Also, shout out to the bouncer who out-scummed everyone by kicking the guy in the ribs while he was down.

Well done, buddy. Not a great look for the club either, although I guess that’s what you get when you employ people with tribal tattoos and San Quentin-style prison yard sunglasses to keep the peace.