Airline Kicks A Hundred Jews Off Their Plane

New York (CNN) – The scandal surrounding a student vacation flight from New York to Atlanta is getting uglier. One hundred one students and eight chaperones were kicked off an early morning AirTran flight before its scheduled departure Monday. The controversy now pits the airline against an Orthodox Jewish high school. “We take this matter seriously and have started our own investigation,” said a statement released Tuesday by Rabbi Seth Linfield, executive director of the Yeshiva of Flatbush school. “Preliminarily, it does not appear that the action taken by the flight crew was justified.” From the airline’s perspective, it sounds like a large-scale version of the parental “don’t-make-me-turn-this-car-around” scenario. Southwest, which owns AirTran, said the group of “non-compliant passengers” would not stay seated, and some were using their mobile devices after being asked not to. When the students failed to comply with requests from the flight crew, including the captain, they were asked to leave the plane, delaying the AirTran flight for 45 minutes, said Southwest spokesman Brad Hawkins. “They treated us like we were terrorists; I’ve never seen anything like it. I’m not someone to make these kinds of statements,” Zehavi said. “I think if it was a group of non-religious kids, the air stewardess wouldn’t have dared to kick them off.”

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mothafuckin Jews on this mothafuckin plane!! Almost 110 unruly Jews failing to follow directions. What a goddam nightmare that must have been for the flight crew. Wouldn’t sit down. Wouldn’t turn off their phones. Probably were too busy tying each other up in plastic bags in case they flew over a cemetery.  Probably threw some Kosher sandwich on Rye bread at the pilot like in Billy Madison. “I’ll turn this damn plane around! That’ll end your precious field trip pretty damn quick!” I bet a hundred Jews asking if snacks are Kosher is enough to make any flight attendant snap. Hey Jews! That whole Kosher thing is made up! Not sit down, buckle your seatbelt, read Sky Mall and shut the fuck up!

PS – I am officially only flying AirTran from now on. “AirTran…The Gentile Way To Fly”