This Smokeshow Who Shit Herself On An Elevator Should Be Arrested For Terrorism

*Note: This is not a poop shaming blog. 

Credit to that big Irish ghoul Coley Mick for the title. I was thinking of naming the blog, “Smokeshow Takes Her Shoes Off In An Elevator And You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!” but this one is better. There’s no reason she shouldn’t be placed under arrest for at least some sort of low level act of domestic terrorism. I’m assuming the only reason she wasn’t is because no one was in the elevator with her when it happened. She was the only person immediately affected. Which is wild because that almost wasn’t the case. This lady was one step away from witnessing the whole thing.

What was she going to do if she got on the elevator? Poop in front of her? It’s not like she could hide it, I’m sure there was an audible build up. She was literally rocking back and forth grabbing her asshole. I will say though, credit to her for having the presence of mind to take her shoes off as it was happening.  A crime of that magnitude requires you to flee the scene and fast. God forbid she fell down and someone saw her. She’d never hear the end of it.

Hopefully she got whatever evil was inside of her out. Besides, it could be worse, she could be this guy.

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h/t Wayne Jetski

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