Jurassic Park Wedding Photo Is The Only Wedding Photo I've Ever Liked

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One of my least favorite things in the world is wedding photos and engagement photos and all that kinda shit. The fake, awkward, unnatural poses. Holding hands or hugging and kissing with your eyes closed underneath some tree or some shit. Fake laughing in a black and white portrait. All that shit. Terrible.

But this right here. This is top notch shit. Incredible movie choice. I could do a whole Jurassic Park wedding album theme. Like a picture of the bride holding Samuel L. Jackson’s severed arm in a dark hallway. The groom alone in the forest saying “Cleva Girl” before being thrashed to death. Maybe I’d do a whole album of movies from the 90s like that. Independence Day during the We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night speech. Terminator 2 – I’m being lowered into a vat of lava while my wife watches. All 90s blockbusters for my wedding album or I’m just flat out not doing one.