Totally Sober Eagles Fan Removes Teeth In Between E-A-G-L-E-S Chants

11/12/2014 11:25 AM

Yup. As much I want to say every Philadelphia fan is a classy, upstanding and contributing member of society…Hey, can’t win ‘em all. I just pray he made it back to Kensington before his parole officer caught wind of him scalping his way into the stadium.

h/t Warren

UPDATE: How the hell were we supposed to know this? My apologies.

@SmittyBarstool the "sober Eagles fan" is actually a long time, die-hard fan in 116, and has something wrong with him. Just a heads up
— JMIII (@joey__buckets) November 12, 2014