The Ku Klux Klan To Allow Blacks, Jews And Gays To The Club

DM – It’s a white supremacist organisation notorious for homophobic and racist violence, including the lynchings of black people. But the Ku Klux Klan is now looking to diversify and increase its membership to include Jews, black people, homosexuals and those of Hispanic origin with a re-branding as ‘the new Klan’. All those wanting to join the extreme right-wing group will still have to wear the white robes, masks and conical hats and take part in rituals, according to founder John Abarr.

 

Interesting move. So the group that’s been the poster child for irrational hate towards racial groups is now cool with ditching the whole “White Power” thing? That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Nobody sticks to their guns anymore in this day and age. I can’t say this will stick with the hardcore, American History X folk. If Amar’e Stoudemire turns queer and strolls into Klan headquarters to run for Grand Wizard then heads will literally roll.

On the plus side this means the return of Clayton Bigsby is imminent. Maybe he’ll even let his wife return, too. (Yeah the video sucks but at least it’s the full clip. Still genius.).