There Was A Full Blown Slobberknocker Highlighted By An Aluminum Bat To The Knees Between Tee-Ball Parents In Texas

Looks like people in Texas are freaking out about the Knicks not getting Zion too. I mean this is a true slobberkocker at (checks notes) the tee-ball level. Listen, I’m a competitive person. I think it’s weird when people don’t get competitive, which I know just makes me weird. But even I can admit this is taking it too far.

Correction. The bat to the knee was taking it too far. It reminded me of Sting back in the day:

She came out of nowhere! It really escalated the entire scene. I mean here we are with some just words being exchanged, some light pushing. Typical little league parent behavior.

Not only did she come out of nowhere but she scooted her ass out of the scene like a pro. She took off! As Ronnie once notoriously said that’s one hit kid

She fucking unloads on him too. You can hear the sound of the bat against him. I’m more impressed he just keeps on going. The guy just glances back at her like a fly him him and not an aluminum bat. That might be the most impressive thing about this all.