I've Never Seen Anybody More Pleased With Themselves Than This Assface Who Just Ordered the World's Most Expensive Starbucks Coffee

I HATE this guy.   I don’t even know why I hate him so much, but I just do. He just thinks he’s so fucking awesome ordering this 50 dollar coffee and making a youtube out of it.  Like he is literally bursting at the seams with excitment because he’s so happy with himself.  Just glowing.  It’s driving me bananas.   Nobody should be this happy about anything nevermind ordered a fucking coffee.  I just want to grab him by the shirt and be like “Hey Asshole!  You’re holding up the fucking line!” Stop smiling.  So acting so smug.  Nobody cares bro.