Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Ohio – A former Franklin High School teacher was sentenced Friday to four years in prison for having sex with an underage student.
In March of 2018, the 16-year-old student approached 26-year-old Madalyn Arnett, of Dayton, at school to see what he could do to improve his grades. She later contacted him on social media and began having sexual conversations with him, sending nude images and videos of herself, Warren County Prosecutor David Fornshell said in a news release.
That evening, Arnett picked up the student down the street from his home and drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in her car, Fornshell said. …
Arnett pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual battery in March. …
“I continue to be amazed that teachers who engage in sexual activity with students believe that these teenagers will keep it secret,” Fornshell said. “Eventually, it gets out, and when it does, the price is usually a prison sentence.”
We are all amazed, Warren County Prosecutor David Fornshell. All of us. But then again, we’re amazed that 26-year-old women with husbands, children and very expensive Bachelor of Education degrees send nudes and masturbation videos to 16-year-olds and then invite them for car sex. But that keeps happening, too.
I suppose if I had to venture a guess as to why they believe the kid will keep (as the hip youngsters like to say) keep it on the DL, I can only conclude they don’t want it kept to themselves. That part of the thrill of being a Sex Scandal Teacher is, well, becoming a Sex Scandal Teacher. Getting your story out there. Letting the world know you still got it, even in your mid-20s and after a baby. That you’re the Hot Teacher all the boys want. Possibly even to get graded here. It’s like that old saying: For the woman, it’s not over until until he says “I love you.” And for the Sex Scandal Teacher, it’s not over until he tells all his classmates, you get arrested and end up doing a four year stretch in the Greybar Hotel.
The Grades:
Looks: She’s rather a curvy girl. As Hannibal Lecter put it, “Roomy.” Which is fine, if that’s your thing. I happen to think she wears it fairly well. And while I’m hesitant to make this comparison because this actress is one of my absolute favorites, if Madalyn drops a few … OK, quite a few … and cleans up a bit, she could be a low rent Ohio Linda Cardellini.
Grade: C+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Photos. Videos. Car sex in a parking lot. All initiated by her and given the absolute ring of truth that can only come from a guilty plea and a jail sentence. Simple. Straight forward. No frills. Just good, old-fashioned depraved insanity.
Grade: B+
Intangibles: As opening lines go, approaching your student to talk about ways he can improve his grade is the stuff dreams are made of. Wet ones. So did the kid’s grades go up or what? I need closure on this anecdote.
Grade: A
Overall: B-. Madalyn Arnett is going to have stories to tell in that prison, no doubt.
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