Do Politicians Need Enforcers? Not Anymore After Former WWE Star And Current Mayor Kane Chokeslammed Somebody Through A Table In The Middle Of An Event
FOX – Knox County Mayor Glenn Jacobs busted out the iconic mask and signature move of his WWE character, Kane, during an event this week.
Jacobs, a Republican who was elected as mayor of the Tennessee county in 2018, delivered the opening remarks at the National Association of Sports Commissions Symposium at the Knoxville Convention Center Tuesday, according to the Knoxville News Sentinel. As Jacobs welcomed the crowd and spoke about Knox County, he was interrupted by a man dressed as an event staffer.
I’m not a big politics guy. Mainly because I think everybody ends up looking like an asshole when they talk about them. But also because nothing fun ever happens in politics. It’s just a bunch of jackasses arguing about some shit that never ends up getting resolved and then they just move on to something new.
But when we’ve got Kane choke slamming dudes through tables at some sort of symposium? Well now you have my attention. Now you’re giving me something I can work with. Because you know what gets things done in this world? Brute force. It’s been that way since the dawn of time. I don’t need hearings. I don’t need debates. I just need more WWE guys getting into politics so that eventually we can just stop relying on people to vote, and our elections can come down to a cage match instead. Because the majority of Americans are dumb as heck. There are so many people out there who probably shouldn’t vote. I’ll put myself into that category. So what’s the easiest way to make sure that dumb people voting doesn’t completely destroy the greatest nation in the world?
Cage match. Winner takes all.
So hopefully this was a little glimpse into the future of American politics. Do politicians need enforcers? Not when they’re former WWE stars, they don’t.