There's A Tire Shop In Detroit That Pays Employees With Crack
Detroit – Federal investigators busted a Detroit business for paying workers not with cash, but with crack cocaine. It started as a counterfeiting case, but investigators say they found much more at the Big C Tire Shop on Detroit’s east side. It sounded good at first, a local Detroit business hiring workers. But the catch, they don’t pay you with cash; they pay you with illegal drugs. According to federal documents, if you cut the grass, you got a rock. Move tires, you get a rock. Recruiting drug users as employees is beyond bad for the neighborhood. The investigation started with counterfeit Post Office paychecks. The feds says $100,000 in bogus checks were cashed. Investigators found counterfeit equipment at Big C’s and they also found out about the employee payment plan of crack instead of cash. Neighbors hope the bust is the beginning of bringing back the neighborhood. Right across the street from Big C’s is a senior center with over 100 senior citizens living there. Residents say they’re thrilled that this shop is no longer employing people who are addicted to crack cocaine and believe this neighborhood will start to get much safer. Federal investigators say the evidence was better in the counterfeit check case, so they’re not going to charge the owner with drug charges. The federal counterfeit charges carry a stiffer penalty.
No wonder Detroit is so poor. They’re retarded. Big Crack’s Tire Shop had it all figured out. They realized that, to get their city back on its feet, it needs to be done one step at a time. Worry about the economy first, then maybe they’ll have the resources to tackle illegal drugs. How did they do it? They kept the few dollars Detroit has left out of the hands of street scum. Eliminated the middle man known as “cash” and instituted a “Work For Rocks” program with so many positives. Crackheads no longer have to harm, steal or suck dick for their high. They can just get a job with one simple requirement – be a crack enthusiast. Cut the grass, get a rock. Move tires, get a rock. It’s genius. The neighborhood is safer, the tire shop doesn’t look like a shit hole & lifeless addicts are now contributing members of society who get fucked up after an honest day’s work. Sounds like the foundation of a flourishing American city to me.