The Official Indian Army Declares That The Yeti Snow Monster Has A Monster Cock

A 35-inch foot? The Yeti is absolutely packing a monster dong. Goodness, gracious. I dont have very many regrets about my time spent in the Marine Corps but knowing that other countries are out there in the mountains trudging around looking for a Yeti gives me a few. Sure, I got to play with bomb dogs all day and thats pretty cool but I never found a mystical creature. I would have loved doing that.

For one reason, I love snow! Two, I love being outdoors with my friends. I really believe that if you allowed people to go chase Big Foot or a Yeti, recruitment numbers would be at all-time highs.

Going into the mountains to look for people who plant IEDs and make money on the heroin trade is boring at this point. Send me to scout sniper school so I can take down a Yeti. That’s really livin on the tip of the spear.

New episode of Zero Blog Thirty dropped this morning. We dont talk about Yeti dick, but we do have Max Uriarte, the creator of Terminal Lance, on as a co-host. We run through some topics of the day and breakdown Game of Thrones from a tactics point of view.