SHIRTS HERE! GET YOUR CELTICS PLAYOFF SHIRTS HERE!
This team is a juggernaut and if you can’t see that by this point you’re blind or ignorant or potentially both. Al Horford is an immovable object, Kyrie Irving is re-signing a highly illegal 20-year contract extension, and Jaylen Brown is the coolest motherfucker alive. Buy a shirt. Or all of them. Or a few of them. The only choice that isn’t under your control is to buy none of them. That isn’t an option my apologies.