I Have An Announcement to Make- Daisy Ridley Is My New #1 Chick In the World
So the new Star Wars trailer came out today. Well little known fact. I'm a huge Star Wars guy. I wasn't so much growing up but I've loved the new ones and it stops and starts with Daisy Ridely. I fucking love her. People always ask me who my #1 Dream girl is and ever since Candice Swanepoel got pregnant I really haven't had an answer. Well now I do. My new #1 dream girl is Daisy Ridley. I'm obsessed with her. This is who I'd want to go on a date with, marry, fuck etc. Why am I telling you this? Because this is a big fucking moment. I mean through the annals of Barstool I've only had 5 girls maintain my #1 ranking with Daisy becoming the 5th. It's a huge honor and one that hopefully Daisy "Portnoy" Ridley takes very seriously. Welcome to this illustrious club Daisy.
Dave Portnoy's #1's Throughout History
Kristn Kreuk 2004 - 2008
Reef Girl 2008-2010 (I haven't been able to find this girl for a decade. She's in some random Reef Girl video and it's vanished from the internet)
Jessica Biel 2010- 2012
Candice Swanepoel 2012 - 2018
Daisey Ridley 2019-TBD