Some Girl Almost Got Her Head Taken Off Trying To Throw An Ax

In the words of Coley Mick, “this girl just moved to the top of my draft board.”  Not only did she dodge the ax- she turned around, ducked, and popped back up all in one motion. If there was an ounce of that athleticism in her throwing motion, she wouldn’t have had to duck in the first place.

I don’t know when ax throwing became a normal activity for people to do, but apparently it’s pretty popular. They have them all over the place and they all serve booze. Because clearly mixing alcohol and sharp objects is something that’s never ended poorly. The crazy part is that if the ax had landed an inch above or below where it did, it wouldn’t have bounced back and we wouldn’t have had this video. Which would’ve been much more tragic than if she had actually gotten hit.

She wasn’t that far away either. I’d say what- fifteen feet max?

If I’m her I’m not even ducking down. I’m leaning towards the target and taking one off the head. All it takes is a few stitches and a lawsuit and you’re on vacation the rest of your life. A real missed opportunity on her part. I tried to get the dog at Francis’ apartment to bite me over the weekend so I could sue him and take his apartment, but it wouldn’t attack. Maybe I’ll just visit this place and see what I can come up with. There’s no way they’re that well protected.

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