The First Trailer For Hannah B's Season Of 'The Bachelorette' Is Here And It's Weird As Shit

Well that was weird. I get it, she’s leaving the beauty queen stuff behind and starting fresh with her season of The Bachelorette. The trailer was still pretty weird. Do I think I know Hannah B after watching her on Colton’s season? Yeah I do and I didn’t love what I saw.

The big problem with that trailer is I’m no more excited about Hannah’s season than I was before I watched the trailer. Admittedly I’m a tough crowd because I could not have hated the Hannah B. pick more. I wanted it to be either Tayshia or Hannah G for a couple reasons. One, their stories were far more interesting given how Colton sent them both home after getting denied by Cassie. The sympathy for them was much much much much higher than it was for Hannah B who most people had forgotten about once The Bachelor finale rolled around. And two, and this is very important, Tayshia and Hannah G have the ability to string together words and turn them into sentences. Hannah B has shown an inability to do that which is going to make for a longgggggggggggggggggg season. She couldn’t make a simple toast with Colton on their first one-on-one date and then couldn’t express herself the night she was introduced as The Bachelorette. But hey, other than those minor hiccups it should be great!