The Promotional Pictures for the Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour Are Something

Tell me she’s not an easy fuck. Try to explain how she’s not. She drips sex. Worst haircut in the world, but good lord. She wants to fuck fuck fuck no matter what. I’m not saying she’s the hottest piece of ass on the planet. I’m not saying I enjoy her music (though I don’t hate it). I’m simply saying if you don’t want to fuck Miley Cyrus, you were dropped on your noggin at a young age.