Bryce Harper And His Wife Love Philly So Much They're Adding A New Member To The City's Population

Well, well, well. Bryce chiming in with even more pop in his bat than we thought. A #PhillyLoaded stick, if you will. Looks like life is coming together beautifully for Bryce and his family since deciding on playing in “The Greatest City On Earth”. And here we thought Pat Burrell was the only one adding to the Philadelphia population while on the Phillies (s/o to 73% of the graduating 2022-2026 area high school classes). Oh well. Great for Bryce and his family. Long live Lil’ Harper.

Can’t imagine Bryce’s conception pop being any sexier than the one he provides on the field, yet here we are. I mean, one listen to the crack of his bat and I think I may be pregnant.