Luke Voit's Elbow After Getting Hit With a Baseball is Some NSFW Type Shit
I really don’t know what’s going on here. Is this what a normal elbow is supposed to look like immediately after getting hit by an errant fastball? Or is that just what a cyborg’s elbow looks like? I would love to see what the baseball looked like after contact. I heard rumors it was rushed to the hospital and died upon arrival. Just sad stuff, but that’s what happens when you get in a head on collision with the strongest man on Earth.
Either way, I don’t want to have to see that image ever again. Ever.
Luke has become my favorite player in all of sports. The Slammin’ Sammy Sosa hop is now the King Louis V hop. The fact that he pisses off Mets and Red Sox fans so much with his haircut, half buttoned jersey, and New York Goomba appearance is all too perfect. He’s the man we’ve been missing in our lives since 2009.
Luke Voit over everything and everyone.