WELCOME TO PHILLY ANDREW MCCUTCHEN!!!

BOOMSAUCE! Cutch stamping his nuts down immediately on what can only be the greatest start ever for a MLB season (even though I’m pretty sure Caesar Hernandez did the exact same thing last year or the year before…). The most underrated signing for the Phillies is pulling through early. Love it. Love it and then some. Now let’s hope Game will keep Nola in there after 60 shutout pitches.

Taste it, Nostradamus. Taste it hard.

PS – Harper stepping into straight sex with these Phanatic cleats.

PPS – #PhillyLoaded GET ‘EM HERE