Michael Buble Yelling "SUCK ON THAT, IOWA!" At His Concert In Nebraska Just Broke My Heart

Are you kidding me, Michael Buble? You took the pandering too far, sir. TOO FAR I say! It was cute that you learned Coach Frost’s name and lied to the Nebraska fans by telling them they’re gonna be good soon when they’re not. All that was more than fine but then you just had to go one step further and shit on Iowa. Too far! It sucks because I have shown Michael Buble nothing but love and support over the years because his music is just so damn good and this is how he repays me? By shitting all over where I’m from? The place that’s nearest and dearest to my heart just so he can get a few cheers from Nebraska people? Too. Far. Sad is what it is. Broke my damn heart. I’ll still listen to his Christmas album but my heart is broken.

The only way Buble can come back from this in the eyes of Iowans is if he performs in our state and does the exact same thing. I need him to go on stage at Carver and say, “Coach Ferentz is the best. You guys are gonna be bad badasses in the near future. SO SUCK ON THAT NEBRASKA!” That way we’ll know for sure that it was all pandering and nothing personal.