Big Joe Thomas is Looking Like a Gosh Darn Snack

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1107382761294159877
Sheeeesh!! With the Browns becoming the premier offensive team in the NFL last week, I thought that maybe Joe Thomas, a 34-year old 10x Pro-Bowl Offensive Tackle, would consider coming out of retirement to join us on our Super Bowl run. But what position would Slim Joe play? Certainly not anything on the offensive line! I mean, look at this dude. Maybe he could be a kicker….?

I'm kidding. Even though the Browns do need a kicker. Anyways, Joe has apparently dropped 50+ pounds from his 312 pound playing weight….and it looks like he's pure muscle now. Oh, and he's still 6'6. Sounds like a prototypical Tight End. And I know Baker has elite weapons like Odell Beckham, Jarvis Landry, Antonio Calloway, Nick Chubb, and Kareem Hunt to get the ball up and down the field in a hurry, but the Brownies might have to run the two Tight End system with David Njoku if Joe is interested. Maybe even the three Tight End system if they can get our other prototypical TE to also give it a shot…

But all jokes aside, good for Joe. He suffered through so much shit in his 10 year career in Cleveland that he deserves any good things that come his way. 10 years…10 Pro Bowls…and 0 playoff appearances. He's always been such a good dude, and that hasn't changed with his new look. He was giving out health and fitness advice to his followers yesterday when the pictures came out..
https://twitter.com/joethomas73/status/1107336362708078592
https://twitter.com/joethomas73/status/1107465283667664896
https://twitter.com/joethomas73/status/1107465115337744384
What a good guy. He deserves a ring when we win it all this year, as Browns coaches, fans, and players all love him. That doesn't make his new look off-limits for jokes though…
https://twitter.com/MylesLGarrett/status/1107389425393242112