Old Row's Spring Break Content Has Been Absolutely Ruthless And I Am 100% Here For It (NSFW)
Truth be told, I never went on spring break. Every spring when school would let out, I’d go back home to Franklin, MA and drink in my buddy Damien’s basement. It was fun, we’d have fires in the backyard and everyone would come over, but it wasn’t exactly a tropical destination. So I always wondered what a real spring break would’ve been like. I remember watching MTV’s Spring Break in the early 2000’s yearning for that kind of experience; wet T-shirt contests, people jumping off balconies, drunken debauchery. I wanted it all. As time when on, spring break culture appeared to mellow out. Cell phones became more prevalent and no one wanted to be caught on camera looking like an idiot for fear of repercussions. Which helped ease my pain of never having an all-expense paid-binge on mom and dad’s dime.
At least that’s what I thought until I started watching this year’s Old Row coverage. Because according to their Instagram, kids are back (?) to not giving a fuck. I’m talking twerk contests, boob chugs, butt chugs, anything chugs, Oklahoma drills, chicken fights, regular fights, beach fights, concerts. Everything that spring break was, spring break apparently still is. It’s never going to die and these posts prove that. So here are some of the most ruthless, nostalgia-inducing spring break posts of 2019 from a guy who never went on a spring break. Enjoy. Shout out to Old Row.
and a few throw backs for good measure…
PS: Never forget.