Man Grandstanding Obscenities In The Poker Room Is Choked Out From Behind And Proceeds To Turn Into The Incredible Hulk

CardsChat – Tensions were high on Sunday. when an unidentified man inside the Talking Stick poker room in Scottsdale, Arizona became belligerent and was forcibly removed from the casino by security after he was unwilling to calm down. The unidentified man walked around the packed Talking Stick poker room screaming, “we all the same. I played my money just like y’all.” He then complains about being “kicked out” of the casino and grabs two nearly full racks of what appear to be $1 chips. “I’m not losing, motherf***ers,” the belligerent man screams. “F*** the dealers. I’m not losing. F*** you, you black b****.” Another patron in the poker room then jumps the man from behind. His poker chips fell to the floor. The two men wrestle to the ground. Poker room staff attempted to break up the fight and able to apprehend the foul-mouthed customer.

Let us present what happened in three convenient chapters:

Part 1: “Are You Not Entertained?”

Part 2: “Chokehold Says: No, We Are Not Entertained.”

Part 3: “Haymakers Ahoy: WE ARE ENTERTAINED!”

Jesus. That beast escaped a chokehold and still managed to get in shot after shot after shot with the entire casino security fleet restraining him. Good on him, I guess. Now, we don’t know how this all started, but this guy is walking around pimped out with stacks of $1 white chips…so OBVIOUSLY it was over something very important. I mean, we’re talking FULL racks of whites worth of upwards of $200, folks. Totally worth causing a scene and a subsequent fight to the death with a Dad in sandals. Is it inappropriate to start a fight in a poker room? Of course, but everyone can at least see how a brawl can occur. Drinks are flowing, money is spewing, tensions are high. However, with the amount of security that is in your average casino, tempers are restrained by obvious immediate consequences. Well, I suppose hell hath no fury than a man who loses a few $1 chips. Again, nobody knows how this all developed, but it was probably over something trivial like the dealer accidentally taking his blinds. If it were over something actually biblical in the card room like dealing a man 3 cards and not allowing him to play his hand, that’s when shit can really hit the fan. You play with the cards you’re dealt, dammit. This pit boss was lucky to leave with his larynx.

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