Mannnnn, Pacman Jones Was Arrested AGAIN
Mannnnnnnn. I’m not even going to bother posting a news article about this or anything. I just keep thinking in my head, mannnnnnnnnn. C’mon. You can’t get arrested THAT many times. Like, come on man. I swear he’s been arrested every year for the last 10 years. He is the Cal Ripken of getting arrested. It’s actually impressive at this point. How do you keep getting arrested!?
And the thing is, if you follow Pacman on Instagram, you’d see he’s this really great family man. Not even joking, his Instagram stories are adorable. Just him and his family hanging out. He seems so lowkey.
The thing is, he just gets on the hooch and the wheels fall off. Stop drinking, Pacman. You can’t handle it my guy.
But yeah. Just as the sun sets in the east and rises in east, and when the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pastures, Adam Jones is getting arrested. You can set your watch to it.
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PS: You GOTTA stand up straight for the mug shot. You would think Pacman would know that by now.
Can’t be looking 5’2 in your mugshot. Rough.
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PS: He shoulda just gone to the scrip club. Ain’t no no sin to go to the scrip club.