People Are Freaking Out Because Wal-Mart's Ice Cream Sandwiches Don't Melt In The Sun

KIKN – Dan Collins of KIKN 100.5 in Sioux Falls heard that an Walmart Ice Cream Sandwich won’t melt in the sun. So, he put it to the test. And what do you know – it won’t, even after 75 minutes in the sun. So, is it actually ice cream?

And this is a problem…why? Somebody should be in Arkansas giving that soulless family another couple billion for winning the Nobel Prize in chemistry and Nobel Peace Prize for solving world hunger. Let’s think about this one for a second. The amount of crap most of us put into our bodies on a daily basis would’ve killed the healthiest of individuals in the past. Give an original Greek Olympian a Super Sized meal from McDonald’s and they’re dropping dead from the shits on the spot. Our food is so chocked with chemicals and pink slime we may not even be human anymore. So if you’re reduced to buying value brand ice cream sandwiches at Wal-Mart, worrying about what you put into your body is the least of your problems. The type of people who have furniture on their lawn and would never be able to get a job that doesn’t involve wearing a name tag. Let them have their cake.