The Bulls Officially Win The Otto Porter Trade

Carl 2/13/2019 10:38 PM

While you’re getting triggered I’m over here reading box scores and reporting facts:

Career high 37 points. 16-20 from the field. 10 boards. Singlehandedly bringing the Bulls their first home win in 8 weeks. Ladies & Gents it’s time to celebrate.

At this pace #22 will be hanging right next to #23 Some Day. Is it fair to suggest maybe GarPax actually know what they’re doing?

Absolutely not.

Jesus Christ himself couldn’t save those bums and He practically invented salvation.

To those offended , go buy a t-shirt. All proceeds go to animals (read: horse-racing).

PS – Jo will always give me the feels. I will always LOVE this man.