Does This Look Like The Face Of An 8 Year-Old Kid Having A Good Time With Mom?

Daily NewsAn Ohio mom thought it’d be hilarious to wrap gray duct tape around two kids’ foreheads, eyes and mouths, leaving only their noses open. Now she’s the one in a sticky situation. Police and child services came knocking at Tiffany Ennis’ door on Feb. 19, after she texted photos of her duct-taped second grader to the boy’s father. Dad Rudy Yado was worried about his 8-year-old son’s safety, but Ennis was in it for the laughs. “I never think she was crazy enough to do something like this,” Yado told ABC. The jokester mom and a friend were playing around with duct tape in Ennis’ Sandusky, Ohio home. She decided to tape up her son because the two adults thought it was funny thing to do. An 11-year-old girl, whose parents remain unidentified, was also wrapped with tape. Ennis insisted that the children weren’t hurt by the debacle and that no harm was intended. The boy’s dad disagreed. He tried calling his ex back, but couldn’t reach her. So he turned to the police. Ennis pleaded not guilty to two charges of child endangerment.

Whether it’s your children in Sandusky or Sandusky in your children, the outcome is apparently the same. They’re fucked. Especially under the watchful eye of a mom with a roll of duct tape who’s gone full retard:

The only way this kid says he was having a blast is because, if he doesn’t, mommy will tape the nose next time too. It’s embarrassing when you got your girl over the house, especially an older chick like this 11 year-old, and your mom just can’t leave you two alone. No, ma, she doesn’t want to see my baby pictures. No, ma, we don’t want to play the duct tmmp gmmm. Can’t fight back though. An 8 year-old boy loses to mom’s retard strength every time. I doubt she pulled it off gently, either. Kids probably got their eyebrows & lips popped off like a Mr. Potato Head while mom laughed her special chromosome off like an extra from The Ringer.

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