New Jersey Pastafarian Demands To Take His Drivers License Picture With Pasta Strainer On His Head Because He Believes In The Flying Spaghettic Monster

NJ.com – Motor vehicle workers in Dayton called police on a man who insisted on wearing a pasta strainer on his head during the taking of his driver’s license photo, according to a police report. South Brunswick police officers responded to the MVC facility on Route 130 on a call that a man renewing his driver’s license refused to remove the strainer on his head, according to a police report. The incident occurred about noon on Saturday, Feb. 2. The man, Aaron Williams, 25, who gave an Egg Harbor Township address, told motor vehicle workers the strainer was a religious head covering and he had a right to wear it in his driver’s license photo. Williams said he practices Pastafarianism. Pastafarianism, or the Church of the Flying Spaghettic Monster, is a movement opposing teaching in schools of intelligent design and creationism. Reached by phone on Wednesday, Williams said he is serious about the movement. “I take it as seriously as anybody else when it comes to religious beliefs,” he said.  In Austria, self-described Pastafarian Niko Alm fought for three years for the right to wear a pasta strainer on his head in his driver’s license photo. He won his fight after officials performed a mental-health check, according to NPR.

If you are a Pastafarian, you are one of the most enormous assholes on the planet. Just a huge, huge, wide asshole. I get it. I understand that gimmick behind it. “Is a flying spaghetti monster really that much more unbelievable than the flying wizard in the sky who can do magic?” “Prove you religion is right and I’ll say mine is wrong.” Blah blah blah all that Atheist garbage that they always say. But bottom line is if you run around with a pasta strainer on your head babbling about spaghetti monsters you’re a grade A tool. Its like the same thing as the feminist movement. Hairy pits and hairy legs with dyke haircuts making a big deal out of anyone who likes pretty girls and girly things. Making a statement and causing a scene when it comes to anybody who doesn’t believe what you think. You don’t believe in religion? Good for you. But just shut the fuck up about it and take your drivers license picture the same way everyone else does you whiny attention whores. Quit trying to convince everyone there is no God and go on about your business.