Love In The Internet Age - "Germany's Hottest Cop" Dumps Her Boyfriend Because She Loves Her Instagram Followers More Than Him
Man, they didn’t tell you this would happen in The Notebook.
Adrienne Koleszar, who’s been dubbed Germany’s “hottest cop,” recently revealed on social media that she split up with her boyfriend of 10 years.
The 34-year-old Instagram model who’s also a police commissioner uploaded a photo of her and her ex along with an emotional caption.
“You were always my protection,” Koleszar wrote in German, as translated by The Daily Mail. “And you’re infinitely more than that to me. 10 years, a lot happened, up and down, back and forth.”
Koleszar was catapulted to online stardom in 2016 after she started uploading photos of herself on Instagram, where she now boasts more than 600,000 followers. But online fame comes with a price, it seems, as she hints in her post that her newfound celebrity may have lead to the demise of their relationship.
“You in the public. In a world you never wanted. But I wanted it. Absolutely. At any price,” she said. “Nothing is as it seems. Now I say openly: We’re free. Two people. New chances. And yet, forever.”
‘Egotism, pure egotism. And protection. Protection from life, from people, from wrong decisions, from myself.’
She called it her ‘second life decision of 2019′, saying she would move out of their shared home in ten weeks’ time. [NY POST]
“If all my IG followers are a bird, I’m a bird.”
Damn that sucks. Not gonna lie I kind of teared up imagining what the caption on this said because it’s written completely in German.
And I know, I know – no one is to blame. There are two sides to every relationship. Sometimes it’s simply not meant to be. It’s just a sad fact that True Love in The Internet Age doesn’t exist. It’s dead. Unless you have a relatively equal Instagram follower count, the love just can’t sustain the flood of DMs and dick pictures assaulting her phone notifications at all hours of the day and night. One person being high profile getting all of the public’s attention while you slowly slink back into the shadows. Your dinner dates turn into food photo shoots and IG Live updates on each course. Your trips to the beach turn into lying on your stomach in the sand shooting her at an upward angle in the surf with one leg gently balanced on a jetti followed by 3 hours of filters and FaceTunes. All of the passion and joy co-opted by the screen of your digital device.
Bottomline is there’s no man on Earth who can make your brain explode with dopamine the way 1.4 million likes on a pictures of your asshole in the mirror can.
Sad. But we must adapt.
via The New York Post & The Daily Mail