Wearing Football Helmets Is The Latest Trend At Paris Fashion Week

I don’t pretend to understand high-level fashion. The photos and videos I see of male/female models wearing the latest “trends” always confuse me. The latest comes from Paris Fashion Week:

First off, big for Texas. That much closer to officially being back.

Second, the fuck is this?

Is this supposed to be what fashionable girls will be wearing throughout 2019? Imagine you go to brunch in NYC and there’s just a table of 10 basic white girls wearing football helmets (with visors). I’d lose it.

Which fashion designer was tripping on DMT when they came up with this?!?