Nike Set To Release The Air Max 1 "Grass" And They're Too Damn Hot To Handle

Kicks On Fire- An update to the Nike Air Max 1 is releasing this year and it’s reported to be part of the Swoosh’s golf footwear collection. The silhouette is detailed with a furry Grass felt upper with white Swooshes embroidered on the sides, while matching laces, a white midsole and gum rubber outsole tops off the loud design altogether. Retailing for $140, look for the Nike Air Max 1 Golf Grass at select Nike stores and online very soon. Always keep it locked to KicksOnFire for the latest in sneaker news, release dates and where to purchase your favorite kicks.

Haters are gonna hate on these shoes because that’s what haters do best but they’re wrong. Dead wrong. Those shoes are straight heat and the people who hate on the Air Max 1 “Grass” are cowards. Plain and simple. Those people wouldn’t know fashion forward if it grew on their feet like a Chia pet. You wanna make an impression? You wanna stop traffic at the next neighborhood BBQ? You wanna show people you’re a bigger golf guy than they are by a country mile? You wanna spawn confused looks as you stroll down the street with blades of grass swinging to and fro on your kicks causing people to run into each other? Then the Air Max 1 “Grass” shoes are for you. The haters and losers will be so sick they’ll come at you with scissors and weed whackers just to try and contain your overflowing swagger. They’ll fail.

I’m not even saying I have the stones to wear those shoes. I don’t, in fact. Few people on God’s green earth have a less daring sense of style than yours truly evidenced by the fact that I wear the same shirt, pants and shoes every day but I know enough to know those Air Max 1s are show stoppers. Imagine stepping up to the tee in those bad boys. A lot of people won’t wear those shoes but the ones that do will elevate themselves to a level of fashion few have reached before.