Miss Brazilian BumBum Champ Got Blocked On Social Media By Soccer Star Messi And His Wife For Harassment So OF COURSE She Instagrams Her Getting His Tattoo On Her Butt

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BRAZIL – The winner of the 2015 Miss BumBum competition has surprised her fans with a video of herself having Barcelona star Lionel Messi’s name tattooed above her famous derriere. Suzy Cortez, 28, shared the video and pictures with her more than 1.5 million Instagram followers on Monday, despite the fact Messi and his wife have actually blocked her on social media due to her incessant messages. The Brazilian model now has her favorite player’s last name on her waistline right above her left buttock.

Ooo La La! It’s a STRONG play by a Brazilian to be harassing a rival Argentinian because they LIKE them! Brazil vs. Argentina is a rivalry that has existed on and off the RISK board! The countries HATE each other! Miss BumBum is a true rebel without a cause trying to woo forbidden love in Messi to begin with! What a woman! True love often hits typical roadblocks like getting blocked on social media and or issuing restraining orders! So what is one to do?!?!? Tattoo your forbidden lover’s name on your most prized possession! That’s how two star crossed lovers become one! Or something like that! If not, oh well! Whatever BumBum champions choose to do ALWAYS amounts to PAGEVIEWS! Bless you, Senorita Suzy! Bless!