Ben Simmons Won't Shoot 3s But He'll Shoot His Shot At Kendall Jenner Every Damn Night

Ben Simmons has made 1 in-game 3 pointer since high school.  That’s a wild stat.  He made 1 at LSU (out of 3).  Hasn’t made one since.   He’s literally scared of 3 pointers.  Or anything even close: last season he only shot 3 2-pointers outside of 20 feet, and they were all because the shot clock was expiring.  It’s amazing.  It’s one of the best recurring things in the NBA.  He was 0-11 last year from 3 – here are the attempts:

My dude just WILL NOT shoot .  It’s hilarious.  However one of the reasons may be his arms are sore from shooting all of his shots with the hottest Kardashian.

And judging from the race car with the cloud of dust behind it depicted in her response, he nailed it nothin but net.