Humanity Has Some Hope Left After How Much This Robot Sucks At Playing Ping Pong
Every time one of these videos come out of a new robot, I always say that the nerds are actively contributing to the downfall of humanity. These things are stronger than we are. They can run faster than we can. They’re obviously ridiculously smarter than we are. The time is going to inevitably come when all of these robots decide that enough is enough and they take out humans entirely. Or even worse, they turn us into their slaves. All these science bitches need to do is just not make the robots and we’ll be okay. But instead they keep pumping these things out at a pace that is downright criminal at this point.
However, upon seeing video of this table tennis playing robot? I feel pretty confident that humans still have just about long enough on top for all of us to die before the robots take over. Sure, the future generations are still going to be fucked by the robotic revolution but that’s not my problem. After seeing this robot play ping pong, I know that I have at least 30 more good years left before we need to really start to worry about anything. And by 56 I’ll be ready to go anyway.
I mean the robot is just lucky that he got to play against the dorky white kid instead of the kid whoo was handing out the balls. At least the robot had a chance to return some of those volleys. I mean it was a pretty uninspiring rally all around but could you imagine if that robot got matched up with any of these guys?
There wouldn’t be a single return. Typically I’m pretty terrified of robots after seeing these types of videos but after this one? I honestly just feel pretty bad for them. It’s gotta be tough knowing that the sole purpose you were invented was to play table tennis and you are just god awful at it.
P.S. – HitchBOT is still a dead bitch.