Does Look Like The Face Of A Woman(?) Named Crystal Metheney Who Was Arrested For Firing A Missile At An Occupied Car?
POLKSHERRIFF.ORG – Statute: 790.19 WEAPON OFFENSE-MISSILE INTO DWELLING VEH BUILDING. Charge on Arrest Docket: SHOOTING INTO AN OCCUPIED VEHICLE
Well, that’s it. It doesn’t get much more Florida than this, folks. Maybe if the occupied car was a bunch of Jewish grandmothers on their way to Canasta, but we’ll play with the hand we’re dealt. The most Florida thing about this story isn’t her name, the weird crime or the herpes sore, it’s the cops releasing Meat Loaf like a bat out of hell the very next day after she’s booked. Crystal Meth fires a projectile with the force somewhere in between a gun and an RPG into a vehicle filled with people and they just send her back out into the wild like it’s nothing. Florida’s gonna Florida.
Listed at 5’5, 210, eh? This fullback probably could’ve Rhino’d the car and done more damage.
PS – It was KILLING me but I finally figured out this bitch looks like the pedophile drug dealer in The Fugitive. The Russian Mom’s son who let Harrison Ford stay in the basement of their place. That is all.