You Guys Thought Carl Was Pissed Last Night? Wasn't Even Close to as Pissed As This Bears Fan

In case you missed it, our guy Carl went POSTAL on Cody Parkey last night:

He went more viral than anyone from Barstool ever has.  But his rant doesn’t hold a candle to this guy.  Just straight up fucked up his bedroom door.  And ya know what?  I’m not mad at him.  I always thought people who reacted like Carl and this dude last night were obnoxious and just doing it for the RTs and social media love, but last night was the worst loss of my life as a fan and I feel their pain.  I feel it… down in my plums.  Bluish hue.

So now I couldn’t be more on their sides.  I opted to drink until my brain went into Terry Schaivo mode, not break shit, but to anyone who did break shit like this guy, you were justified in doing so.