Is The Owner of this Hummer Actually the Biggest Douche In the Entire Universe?

Introducing who I believe to be the biggest douche. Roll Lebron, Chris Brown, and Beeber into a ball, and the owner of this H2 pops out. Biggest douche of all time, or biggest douche of all time? I can’t even imagine having a conversation with someone like this. 100% chance he wears sunglasses all the time. And 0% chance he’s getting that pizza.

Biggest douche to ever walk the Earth?

1 Yes, 10 No.

h/t adam