Breaking News - Danny Boy Cane Will NOT, Repeat, Will NOT Be The New OC Or QB Coach At The University Of Miami

Look I know I don’t blog much anymore and for that I apologize. But if there is one thing that can get me to drop everything on a Friday night (I was literally doing nothing) it’s this. Danny Boy Cane is officially out of the running for Miami OC and QB Coach. Not going to happen. Let me repeat, not going to happen. So for all you spreading rumors (I’m looking at you Hulkacaniac and Sebastian91), cut it out. Any truth to the rumors Danny Boy Cane will be Miami’s new OC or QB Coach? NOT ONE IOTA

Have a good weekend.

PS
Please don’t tweet at Danny Boy Cane, he’s a national treasure and we must protect him.